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Citizen Kane

⭐ 8.5/10 (Originally written by Joseph) All all-time classic from 1941 that my scratch off poster made me watch. I guess this movie brought a lot to the world of cinema, things like montage cuts, lots of different camerawork, and even the ambiguous ending. It really is crazy what they were able to accomplish over 80 years ago. I always feel like how old and influential a movie is gets baked into a review and what I think of it. Yet with that said, I still think I really enjoyed this movie on its own. It tells the story of this mega rich tycoon who dies and leaves behind a complicated legacy. I think they do an awesome job of balancing his story, making his development and downfall make sense, and having the audience dislike yet understand him by the end. In a lot of ways this movie felt pretty modern with a lot to say to a modern audience about wealth, power, relationships and growing up with a lot of pressure. This movie was great and it's not hard to see why it's considered t...

Against the Ice

⭐ 7.5/10 (Originally written by Rebecca) All I care about is polar exploration now. Jk but I was excited to watch this movie about the 1909 expedition to explore northern Greenland. Just two guys trying to survive alone on the ice! Really makes you appreciate spring. This wasn't a spectacular or particularly memorable story, but when something is a true story you can't really complain about it not being flashy enough. And I'm a sucker for survival stories, especially true ones. I too would lose my mind if I had to live in a little hut in Northern Greenland for 2 years!

Plus One

⭐ 5.0/10 (Originally written by Joseph) A standard, and I mean STANDARD romcom. Not very funny, and the romantic development was so painfully predictable. After 15 minutes you truly know EVERY single story beat that will happen. Why did this movie have to be made? It did kinda remind me how much I kinda miss weddings and how in a few years they will start becoming very scarce for me. Some really nice shooting locations too.

Malcolm in the Middle (season 3)

⭐ 9.5/10 (Originally written by Joseph) We are flying through this show because it's all we ever want to watch. Another season, another perfect 20 episodes. I like how some of the characters have developed a bit and how they can now go away from Lois vs Children as the basis for every episode. The finale, "Monkey," is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. We were dying.

mainstream sellout - Machine Gun Kelly

⭐ 7.5/10 (Originally written by Beans) His previous album which was his first pop punk album was incredible and one of my most listened to albums from 2020. He tries to mimic that here and just doesn’t land as well. The music isn’t bad, but there are a few cringe songs and lyrics that make me like it less. I just never find myself coming back to this album, even after a decent amount of listens. I think he’s somewhat self aware? But that also makes him a bit insufferable if I’m being honest. He wants to be woke and know what the people say about him but it isn’t done well. His collabs with Lil Wayne were a pleasant surprise, and his best songs are with other collaborators. Ay! Make Up Sex, and Maybe are my favourite tracks.

The Fifth Season - N.K. Jemisin

⭐ 10.0/10 (Originally written by Beans) What an incredible work of art. This story is unreal. It’s complex and compelling and intricate and I truly got lost within the world every time I read. This is one of the most creative books I’ve ever read (Read Hoodie Logi’s review for a synopsis). The fantasy is incredible and she mixes in important issues like race and environmental issues. The story lines were all great and I was never sad to be reading a specific character. The climax was unreal but they left quite a few questions unanswered with still a lot of intrigue. I can’t wait to continue on in this series!

Pokemon Crystal

⭐ 6.5/10 (Originally written by Joseph) This one pains me because this was my first ever video game and I beat it probably fifty times. Until a week ago, I would have said this is in my top ten favorite games ever. I really wanted to love this game again. Man, did this game makes some weird decisions after gen 1. Everything is SO SLOW in this game. Leveling is slow, walking is slow, battle animations take forever, you never learn any good moves so battles are a grind. This game was not a joy to play like the first one. That one was janky as ever, but at least it was charming, fast paced and gave you a real sense of progression. In gen 1, by the end, it's a constant battle of titans. In this game, I was battling the Elite Four with a Magneton level 36 with its only move being thundershock. Now, with that said, this game goes all out on fun end-game stuff, capping off with an epic battle against Red! However, the end game stuff is not as cool as I remembered with zero challenge until...

The Last Wish - Andrzej Sapkowski

⭐ 9.5/10 (Originally written by Joseph) I've consumed quite a bit of Witcher content despite not being crazy about much of it. Truly the only thing I've really liked was the Witcher 3 video game. Turns out I should have went directly to the source a long time ago! I read one with audiobook a while back but regret it because you miss so much and it's really not the same. Guys, these books are great. In a lot of ways, these books are your typical high fantasy fare: a sword fighter lives in medieval Europe, but there is magic and monsters along with a story about fate and destiny. Yet somehow he takes all these tropes and makes them feel fresh. This book especially is quite unique in that it's a collection of short stories that the author wrote for a journal. As a result, each story is a smart, compact little take on old fairy tales that are all full of intrigue, cleverness, and often some good old fashion ethical dilemma with a moral takeaway. It's been really nice to...

Bridgerton (season 2)

⭐ 7.5/10 (Originally written by Magdalene) I never actually watched season 1 because the story itself and all the sexy times didn't sound like something I'd be into, but I heard that this season was tamer. And then I got Covid and wanted to watch something that could absorb me for hours on end, so I watched a recap of season 1 on YouTube and away I went! Boy, I do love Regency-era costumes and pining! I still don't think the story is very strong, but it sure is compelling - I watched 6 episodes in one day. I kind of like the large cast and family aspect, and some of the themes were pretty well done. And visually it was amazing, obviously. If the next season is similar to this one in terms of spice content, I will probably watch it. I want more Penelope and Eloise!

Karamo - Karamo Brown

⭐ 7.5/10 (Originally written by Magdalene) I love the Queer Eye boys, and this was the only memoir written by one of them I hadn't read yet. It's quite short and is written more like a collection of essays, looking at his life from different angles. There's a chapter about colorism, religion, abuse, and of course how he came to host Queer Eye. The story I was most interested in was how he found out he had a 10-year-old kid when he was 25, and eventually got full custody of him and his son's half brother. It's a wild story. Karamo has had a tumultuous life, and it was super interesting to see how he got through all of that to become the kind, empathetic, capable social worker we see on the screen. Although I didn't agree with all of the views he expressed in the book, I have a greater respect for him. It's a really interesting memoir abour the life of a gay Black man, whether you watch Queer Eye or not. It is, however, still only my third-favourite Queer Eye ...

Everything Everywhere All At Once

⭐ 9.0/10 (Originally written by Rebecca) I went into this not really knowing what to expect, and was really blown away. There were definitely times when I thought it was TOO weird and could have dialed it back a little and kept the same effect, but I did laugh A LOT and also found the ending really moving. The acting was incredible and although there were parts I felt like I didn't quite understand (maybe due to missing stuff--GET SUBTITLES IN MOVIE THEATERS) I really loved the concept. Incredible, really unique stuff. And SO funny.

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

⭐ 7.5/10 (Originally written by Beans) About halfway through this movie my sister leans over and tells me they replaced Grindelwald with a new actor; so just a little indication of how closely I was following these movies. That being said, Mads probably made the character about a million times better. I’m not a Johnny Depp hater but I never ever liked him in this role. Mads is intimidating and foreboding and the kind of person that makes you wanna commit crimes! I had such low expectations for this one that I actually liked it quite a bit. Eddie Redmayne is really likeable. He’s quirky and awkward but also charming. Jude Law actually makes a great young Dumbledore and the new characters introduced were great! But if you stuck a gun to my head and asked me to tell you their names tell my mama I love her. One thing they get right in these movies are the beasts. A lot of really cool, unique creatures. Also, a few good magic battles but I really wish they would utilize special effects more...

West Side Story (2021)

⭐ 7.0/10 (Originally written by Joseph) West Side Story is a movie where they found the twenty sexiest men on earth, put them in a movie, then found the ugliest man on earth and put him as the main character. I've never liked Ansel Elgort and haven't been able to put my finger on why, but now he's been cancelled so I guess I win this round by default. Honestly, the romance kinda dulled this movie for me. I don't care about love at first sight, because that's the kind of magic musicals are all about. But it's what happens later in the movie that made me really scoff at a romance I never really dug. It's at the heart of the movie, and so it's kinda big deal, and I really thought the slow songs between them were boring because I was not invested. BUT! Besides that, I thought this movie was awesome. Lots of classic Spielberg tricks with the wide shots and extended oners. It's impressive that this is his first musical, but really I feel like the guy was m...

The Last Duel

⭐ 8.5/10 (Originally written by Joseph) Ah yes, Tim beat me to the punch here, and really it's too bad because I don't really have many unique thoughts on it besides. In fact, I'm quite sure all the good parts of his review were plagiarized from our conversation about it. I too really loved this movie for a number of reasons. It looks great, the cast is fantastic (though very unexpected for a medieval France setting), and it has lots of my favorite kind of violence (swords, blood splatter, etc.). I really loved a lot of the costume/makeup/haircut choices, and I loved the French names, though am I the only one who thinks it's weird that they had Americans doing French characters but using British accents? Why is British the standard accent for everything old!? If you're not doing French accents, just be American! Anyways, the real highlight of this movie is the unique way of telling it from three different perspectives. I thought that it would be an interesting thing...

The Last Duel

⭐ 8.5/10 (Originally written by Tim) Getting my review up because Joe just watched and I want to make sure my opinions are here first. What an awesome movie! I was blown away that more people haven't been talking about this. Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Adam Driver, Jodie Comer, by Ridley Scott!? How could this movie ever be bad. The plot is set up around two rivals, and when one rapes the other's wife the titular last duel is set up. I was kind of bored in the first 30 minutes, not super in to the period or the plot, but then all of a sudden the second act starts, and its the same thing I watched from a different perspective! I thought this plot device was amazing. We see the rivalry and assault from 3 perspectives, each one with subtle differences in main memories, dynamics, even camera angles to emphasize how things can be misinterpreted. I thought it was genius, and made you feel crummy for all people involved, especially during the wife's perspective. Comer gets a cha...

Everything Everywhere All At Once

⭐ 9.0/10 (Originally written by Magdalene) Usually I don't particularly like artsy movies, but I really enjoyed this one and had a great time watching it. It's super weird, and I just accepted that I wouldn't really know what was going on, and it was fine! I thought the whole cast was amazing (plus I have a special fondness for Ke Huy Quan after seeing him at FanExpo), and it was both funny and emotional.

Palm Springs

⭐ 8.5/10 (Originally written by Joseph) While watching this, I remembered we watched Groundhog Day at the start of the pandemic when life felt like Groundhog Day, and now we watched this movie while at home sick with covid, which again feels like the same day every day. Weird! Anyways, this is a time loop movie with Andy Sandberg, and it really should have just been called Groundhog Day 2 because they are so similar as romantic comedies with some really dark humor. This one has a couple unique twists, but again it's more sequel twists rather than original IP twists. With that said, I really loved this movie and thought it was hilarious. It's definitely a little raunchier at times which I don't love, but I love that these movies make you think pretty philosophically while also running off jokes that are completely wild and wouldn't work in any other kind of movie. Totally recommend, just know that there are a few viewer discretion moments.

Pokemon Yellow

⭐ 9.0/10 (Originally written by Joseph) A few days back a few friends and I decided to Nuzlocke the pokemon games, which, for those unfamiliar, is playing through the games with some specific rules to make them much more difficult and punishing (pokemon gone forever when they faint, can only catch one per area, etc). Man, I had so much fun doing this. This is not your ordinary playthrough. I played on an emulator on my phone, and played it on 2x speed. I know I hated on Mario 64, and this game obviously does not hold up either. BUT this was totally different for me because I'm SUPER nostalgic for these games. I probably beat this game 30 times as a kid, and to this day knew every secret, every puzzle, and honestly knew which trainer had which mons. That's not to say I didn't have difficulty, because I almost gave up on a few occasions, and it took me 2 tries to beat it. But knowing so much about the game, and being a competitive pokemon player for a decade made this a super...

The Town

⭐ 6.0/10 (Originally written by Rebecca) This had been on my Netflix list for a while and it had good ratings so I finally watched it but I was pretty disappointed. It's a pretty typical One Last Job movie about bank robbers but it wasn't even a very good one. I didn't even like any of the main characters or feel like I was rooting for them. Just don't do crimes 🤷‍♀️

There Will Be Blood

⭐ 10.0/10 (Originally written by Tim) A rewatch after Prisoners, since it felt like I needed to see unhinged Paul Dano again. This movie feels like it was made with the intention of being the best movie of all time, and many would say it comes pretty close. It is a masterclass in atmosphere, from the setting to the score to the performances. Something evil is bubbling under the surface, much like the slick blood of the earth that the main character is harvesting for massive personal gain, and at any cost. A key part of this is the score, and when the movie starts you would be convinced its going to be a horror movie. And maybe it is, in some way, but the tension created from the music feels disconnected to what you are watching but also perfect. Daniel Day Lewis is the real winner from this movie, turning in an iconic performance as this unhinged oil man. We learn so much about who he is in the first 10 minutes with zero dialog, and we are never truly shocked by anything he does, ...