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⭐6/10 As I was scrolling Google images for a thumbnail, it really hit me that there isn't an exciting image in the entire movie. It's a Spielberg movie and it's about aliens, there should be nothing but cool images!  This was my most anticipated movie of the year so I was certainly disappointed. It's a movie about the main characters having possession of world-altering intel - that aliens exist and have visited earth - and they want to share it publicly. It's a cool premise, but this movie kinda devolves into a weird, early 2000s action movie of the good guys running away from evil secret agents in suits with ear pieces.  The first 2 hours are pretty up and down. There's some cool ideas, but it's all a little silly, all the characters are very stupid, many of these problems would be resolved if people just talked to each other, and the sci-fi elements are a bit under baked. The action sequences are underwhelming and there's some truly horrend...

Toy Story 4

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⭐ 7/10 Like 3, I hadn't seen this one since the theatres, and I remember very little of it, so I knew it wouldn't be great. And it's not. This movie brings basically nothing to the table, and almost actively negates what I would consider to be core tenants of these movies. There are a couple good jokes and new characters, but aside from that this movie does nothing for me. It tries to introduce the idea of lost toys, toys that find meaning outside of their owners, but is that what we want? Isn't the whole purpose of these movies that toys are meant to be played with by kids? It feels very 2019, find your own happiness, but toys existing on their own is sad to me, not empowering. Ya, Bo is cool and tough but we also catch a glimpse of the bad guy finding a child, and that's the most meaningful part of the movie! Because that's what all the other movies have been about. So while this isn't a retread its more of just a nothing movie. The one new concept is For...

Peaky Blinders (Season 1)

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⭐ 8/10 This show is kind of everything I thought it would be, and that's a show that's quite good but not great. This plays out like a prequel to Boardwalk Empire, another show I thought was high quality but I didn't love. Its a classic tale of a mob family trying to make their way from a small player to the big leagues, much like Boardwalk Empire these guys specialize in gambling. I do love mafia stories, Sopranos and Scorsese stuff, and this felt indebted to everything that came before. One thing it has going for it is the setting. This post WWI Irish family, each with their own demons, trying to become to run their business but also protect their family. I thought the accents and everything were great, a specific period that I think is what draws people to shows like this. It's also a tight 6 episode season which I appreciated, never felt like there was any filler or any teases to be resolved next season. A complete story that had me excited to watch more. All that ...

Brian's Winter - Gary Paulsen

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⭐9/10 Everything I thought might be true of Hatchet really was true of Brian's Winter. I read this one in a weekend and found it much easier to get through, pretty much getting rid of all the issues I had, and telling a much more compelling survival story.  It's a funny book because it retcons the last one, and actually Brian wasn't saved and has to survive a winter. Has that ever been done before? Either way I love the choice as it's so much more interesting than having to contrive a motivation for him to go back or something. And now he gets to level up all his skills, and he's already a cool, tough preteen rather than the whiny baby he was to start the first.  Yeah, this book is awesome. I did this one on audio and the reader is absolutely fantastic and reminded me of sitting in a circle listening to the teacher read, except that the teacher is now a very good reader. There are also musical accompaniments and I'm not sure there's a better audi...

Hatchet - Gary Paulsen

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⭐8/10 I am certainly one to be won over by nostalgia and revisit my old favorites even though doing so is mostly just a good way to ruin fond memories. Still, I figured I could get through it in a weekend and it also helps me understand what books for kids are like. I mean, this was my absolute favorite as a kid for a good two years, and I must have read this book a dozen times. I was super encouraged when my nephew told me it was also his very favorite for a time.  But I didn't read it in a weekend because this book was rough to start with. The writing style is dramatic and insufferable for the first chapters and not a lot of fun to read. But it gets better throughout and by the end it was pretty clear why I would have liked it as a kid. You really do learn so much about survival reading something like this, and I remember feeling so smart, like I could have done all this if I was lucky enough to be stranded in the Canadian wilderness.  But alas, a child who reads...

Sing Sing

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⭐8.5/10 This movie garnered quite a bit of buzz when it came out a few years back. It's based on the true story of a prison inmate serving a long murder sentence, and so he creates a drama program to help rehabilitate inmates.  Probably the most unique characteristic of this movie is that many of the actors in it play themselves, all graduates of the program having been former inmates. Pretty cool!  There's more to the movie, like a subplot about how the main guy, Divine G, is actually innocent (the trial is unresolved in reality but he's been out on parole), and there are themes of healing and all, but to me, I loved what turned out to kinda be an existential exploration about the power of art and the things that make life worth living. Divine G tries to keep positive in prison, but is brought to his limit, and really only has art and this brotherhood to fall back on. It's pretty special stuff and Colman Domingo gives a pretty special performance.  I think ...

Toy Story 3

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⭐ 10/10 I had not seen this one since it came out while I was in high school, and I remember liking it then. The only scene I really remembered was the ending, with the incinerator and the toy handoff, and something about the peril of those moments stuck with me. But there is so much here, perfect ending of a perfect trilogy. A big portion of this movie is a heist movie! I forgot that Buzz speaks in a romantic Spanish for a good chunk of this! So many funny and memorable things I simply had forgotten about, making this more than just a sad farewell. But boy oh boy, is it sad. Early on, seeing Andy's mom look at an empty room before her son leave for college, it nearly broke me, and my son is like 16 years away from leaving home. So much of this movie is applicable for the general heartbreak of saying goodbye. Andy letting go of his toys mirrors his saying goodbye to him. The toys at one point accept death! In the beginning many of them accept going to the attic, which is essential...

Toy Story 2

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⭐ 10/10 The best Toy Story, although that might be because I have seen this movie a million times and know all the words. It's been a long time since I've seen it, and I forgot how incredible it is. Better yet, my boy loved it! The first movie he has ever asked to watch again, and that's huge. I could go scene by scene, but I think the best use of this review is to talk about how impressive it is that the followed up an amazing movie with another amazing movie, one that has more to say! The bad guy here is a collector, who wants toys not for playing with, but to lock up and admire. That's relevant for the collector economy we still have, and spoke to me as an adult who is always worried about the lifespan of the things he owns. Things are meant to be used, toys meant to be played with, its a simple idea but completely timeless. Not only that, but some of the toys want to be collectables, since a child's love doesn't last forever they would rather just live fore...

House of the Dragon (Season 2)

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⭐ 8.5/10 I was ready to write a review about how much better I thought this season was from the last, but I gave that a 9?! Not going to go modify that one, but we must have been in a starved of TV, because I have no good memories of that show. Production value is always there, but I thought Season 1 was a bit claustrophobic, concerned with only the politics of the Red Keep, and the changing cast was confusing and did not lead to me having any empathy for the characters. Also, create a new theme song cowards! Maybe it helps that I was not waiting a week between episodes, but I liked this season! Starts off with one of the more horrific events in the whole series. I didn't have the kids during the first season, but now those beats really land, I could hardly watch the funeral procession after. Speaking of kids, Aemond! Jace! Those boys are amazing, I thought incredible acting. Aemond in particular is so perfectly menacing, a bit of Joffrey but more powerful and adult. Best looking ...

Rainbow Valley - L.M. Montgomery

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⭐8/10 Back in the Anneverse! I was a little hesitant to get back to it because I didn't love the last one didn't want anything to stain my view of one who has become maybe my second favorite author. However, she wrote this one while she was still young and thus likely still more passionate about writing these stories. To start, I thought this was about to be another classic. The thing about the previous entry (which she wrote 20 years later) is that it's about Anne's kids, and they are all sweet and innocent and boring. This book quickly introduces Montgomery's speciality which is bad kids (and old grouchy lady of whom there are a few)! This book killed me and it was kinda the mark of a real comic genius, always pushing the envelope a little. I'm sure it was quite scandalous in the 20s when little girls were reading about Mary Vance threatening to kill herself if others wouldn't forgive her.  But Mary takes a back seat in the book pretty quickly ...

Wind River

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⭐6/10 I feel pretty conflicted about this one. I have watched a few Sheridan movies, namely Sicario and Hell or High Water, and loved them both, but also had this sense that those movies were teetering on being conservative propoganda. There is always some lip service to speaking meaningfully about big issues, and in those cases I felt they were enough.  It wasn't enough in this one. In this movie, Jeremy Renner discoverers a dead body on an Indian reservation, and so the tough but naïve FBI agent (Elizabeth Olsen) comes and is supposed to solve the mystery. However, she needs the help of the seasoned, world-weary Renner to do it.  I have a lot of thoughts on this one, but I'll try to limit them. It's a good movie. It looks okay (though not nearly good enough considering the landscapes they have to work with), it deals with some heavy themes, the action is exciting, the music is atmospheric though maybe a little overused, and yeah, it's a classic tale of goo...

The Poisonwood Bible - Barbara Kingsolver

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⭐10/10 My goodness, what a book. I have said it before, but there are books that inspire me to get writing, and then there are books like this that make me want to give it up altogether. I could never do this! What an impressive example of beautiful prose meeting unfathomable research, brilliant insights with an artful touch.  This is a story about an American missionary family travelling to 1960s Congo to convert a tribal people group that they don't understand. However, it's the overzealous father who drags his family there, but you only get the experience from the POV of his 4 daughters and occasionally his wife. It's definitely a book that focuses on the experiences of women as they process all the hardship and tragedy that unfolds around them.  I will also add that this plotline takes up about 2/3 of the book, and the final third tells the story of the sisters after they leave. I don't think my description sounds super compelling, but this is a brillian...

Howl's Moving Castle

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⭐6/10 Miyazaki WHY!!! I come back so often because I truly want to believe, and I go in with such a full heart and such low expectations. Almost every time I am burned.  This movie is absolutely gorgeous. It is maybe his prettiest movie with beautiful landscapes and cool character designs and cute lil monsters. The music is outstanding, maybe the most recognizable main Ghibli theme, and it is not used sparingly which I actually always love. I wanted to love this movie. It has themes of the evils of industrialization and the horrors and senselessnes of war - everything I want and normally connect with. But this movie again is utter and total nonsense. No two scenes follow logically in any sense in this movie and it drives me crazy because if the story was merely passable I would defend this movie to the death. I get that themes and ideas are hidden and worth exploring, but I need some semblance of a story to follow or I will zone out, and that's exactly what happened....

Alone (Season 6)

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⭐9.5/10 This is often regarded as the best season of Alone, and after jumping around in a few seasons I think I'm inclined to agree. It's mostly your standard fare, which is always amazing, but also includes the single best contestant to date in terms of what I have seen. Hyper competence is always a joy to watch, and every single thing this guy does works out. In a game that often turns out to be a starvation contest, this guy looked like he was about to survive the winter with food to spare and could have lived indefinitely out there.  So that's pretty well the entire review of the season. There are other things I'll quickly mention, but essentially this is a standard season with the exception of a guy who was amazing at this, and also a fun personality to watch. They are at Great Slave Lake, which is WAY up north, so it was an interesting season though I'd honestly prefer if the locations were a bit more hospitable. Survival is hard enough!  One highl...

Lawrence of Arabia

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⭐ 10/10 The only word to describe this movie is epic. Sprawling, grand, whatever adjective you want, this is a massive movie. It tells the long story of T.E. Lawrence, a British man who gets close with a group of Arabs, becoming a leader who helps them fight back against their oppressors. But are his British overlords actually the real oppressors?? The influence this movie has had on everything that has come after it is so clear. Every action set piece, even a bunch of the shots, watching this felt like getting a history of film education. There is a shot in here that made me think of the Dune 3 trailer, and while maybe not directly inspired I have been thinking about both of them since I first saw them. Just give me Dune 3 right now please. Anyways, this movie is incredible. I was able to watch it in a theatre with a bunch of people, and there is a transition early in the movie where I knew this wasn't just some stuffy old movie, as the crowd gasped in appreciation of a simple ye...

Celebrity Jeopardy! - Tournament of Champions

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⭐ 9/10 We were going through Pop Culture Jeopardy withdrawal and saw this on Crave. They don't have previous seasons, which we would have loved, but we settled to watch this tournament of champions, and loved it. The questions are easier, but not all pop culture like the formerly mentioned show, so you feel a lot smarter answering these. I will say some of the questions were way too easy, almost to the shock of the players, and there are some incredibly strong players here! Patton Oswalt, for example, busting out all this history knowledge. Celebrity is used loosely a bit here, no real super stars, but all pretty smart people. I was hoping Timothy Simons could come through but he had a pretty weak performance. The semi finals and finals were really incredible, with really close matches, one of which resulted in a come-from-behind win using deep Jeopardy betting logic in final jeopardy. It's really fun just answering questions, but then the competitiveness of a close game and t...

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

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⭐10/10 I watched this one a week ago and have not stopped thinking about it. I didn't give it a perfect score when I finished, but the more time I give it, the more I like it, and at this point I'm ready to admit that I think it's a masterpiece. More than that, it is a movie made for me. The writing, the cinematography, the music, the performances; all are exactly what I look for in movies.  This is based on the true story of Jesse James being betrayed by one of his gang members for the bounty on his head. I like that the movie is spoiled straight away because it means that immediately you are less invested in the plot and gives you room to think about these characters. There are plenty of good ones, but I think the two Ford brothers stand out above the rest. Sam Rockwell as the greasy older brother is maybe my favorite Rockwell performance, and then Casey Affleck has one of the most impressive performances you will ever see as Robert Ford. Capturing that pride,...

Mega Man Battle Network 5: Team Protoman

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⭐4/10 It's hard to admit but this game was excruciating. I remember it being one of my favorite games in the series as a kid, but it really doesn't hold up. It's a shame because they switch up the formula a bit and I think the additions are a big hit. But they also take away so much of what makes the previous games special.  The game has a huge, bizarre visual downgrade, and I guess it was to save storage space so they could add what they wanted, but I'm not sure it was worth it. It looks pretty bad. But the bigger issue is the progression, or lack thereof, with no ability to get better chips as you go along which is kinda the whole exciting gameplay loop of the previous. It's very static and boring, and you end up using the same chips through your entire playthrough.  All of that would have been manageable, but then they commit the final sin of ramping up the random encounters which is such a terrible, brainless choice. It makes it nearly unplayable for...

Muppet Treasure Island

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⭐7/10 I liked this movie as a kid, but I didn't exactly love it. Muppet humour is so weird because it's hard to know who the audience is. Much of it is for adults, and yet some of it is so silly it's hard for adults to sit through the whole thing.  Well, I still liked but didn't love it, watching it now 20 years later. My likes and dislikes are all different now, but it still has that problem of not really having an audience. It was pretty funny at times, and Tim Curry was absolutely born to play a pirate, but there are also huge lulls to sit through. One of my primary takeaways was that the story is pretty cool and it makes me want to read Treasure Island. The Muppets always do a great job of adapting classics, having plenty of lines right from the book, but also, ya know, the pirate ship doubles as a cruise ship for Rizzo's rat friends.  Good movie, maybe one to watch with your 8 year old as is the intended experience. 

Balatro

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⭐ 9/10 Two video game reviews in a row, who is this guy?? I'm clearly in a deck-builder phase, and this was a very natural next step after Slay The Spire. This is a deck building roguelike, but based on poker and poker hands, plus 150 jokers to modify how you play and increase your points round after round. Like all deck-builders it is endlessly fun, with each round feeling unique, and also very addicting when you find another game-breaking deck. I won't go on and on about what makes this fun, because a big part of it is just seeing large numbers go up. There are tons and tons of modifications and challenges through the different decks and stakes (like Slay The Spire's "ascensions" of Hades' "heat"), and its so satisfying to feel yourself improving as a player even though the difficulty is still high. And this is where I will cut into the game a bit, since I don't think its perfect. Even after all this time I still only win maybe 20% of the time...