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Ticket to Paradise

⭐ 6.0/10 (Originally written by Tim) This movie is not good. But you know what? That's okay, and I had a great time watching it. Julia Roberts and George Clooney absolutely carry this movie, and the packed theatre was roaring with laughter in a way that warmed my heart and let me know that I gotta loosen up a bit. Your parents will love this movie, and you could too if you just opened your heart. This is the most predictable rom-com ever, as a divorced couple goes to Bali to convince their daughter to become a lawyer and call off her wedding to a local. They can't stand each other, but the teamwork required and the beautiful setting means they can tolerate each other. I wonder if that leads to anything else... George and Julia were actually very funny, and I found myself laughing quite a bit. When they are not on screen I wanted to crawl out of my skin. The writing is so cliche, and the daughter actress is so terrible, it was very hard to watch. I think the writing was b...

House of the Dragon (season 1)

⭐ 9.0/10 (Originally written by Tim) It is so good to have Thrones back in my life. The first episode put us right back in that familiar world, with conflicted feelings about our characters and ready to have our hearts broken again. I thought this show did have some flaws, but they are easy to overlook with the fantastic writing. There are a ton of time jumps, so I found that basically all the notable deaths didn't have any emotional weight for me. So much time passes that we don't see romances form or rivalries grow, which is a big part of the original series. Speaking of the original series, its hard to imagine this show existing without it, but I don't think that can take away from this show - if anything it should and does make this show more rich. I did get some late series Thrones vibes from a couple of the battle scenes, where the stars feel untouchable in a world that tries to tell us anyone can die, and with some illogical battle plans or reactions in tense mom...

Prey (2022)

⭐ 6.0/10 (Originally written by Joseph) This is the movie that came out this year as an extension of the Pretador series. It got really great reviews, and was also talked about a lot as it takes place in pre-colonial North America and features a mostly indigenous cast. It didn't really work for me. It was mostly fine, but never good. I felt a lot of the things I really wanted to see were simply not present. I know this is based on a campy monster-chase series, but I love indigenous aesthetics in movies and I kinda just wanted an authentic indigenous story. But the costumes and settings all felt a little glossy, the characters all spoke as if they were millenials, and there were a lot of pretty forced themes of girl power and anti-colonialism that just kinda made it feel like a 21st century story done by people playing dress-up. I get that that's what a lot of people want to see, but I was rolling my eyes pretty often. There were also a lot of those cringey instances of the cha...

Both Can Be True - Jules Machias

⭐ 9.0/10 (Originally written by Magdalene) Ash is a gender-fluid kid at a new school who is still trying to figure out how they want to present to the world, while Julien is a sensitive boy trying to protect a dog from getting euthanized in secret. Eventually he enlists Ash's help, so they try to save Chewbarka while dealing with their own issues of self-acceptance. I think this was my first book in the POV of a gender-fluid person, so that was interesting, and especially as we're able to see what that means to them as they figure it out themself. Ash is female-presenting at the beginning and knows that Julien sees them as a girl, but how do they tell him that they're not always a girl, especially when girl clothes stop feeling right? And Julien is constantly being told that he needs to get ahold of his emotions and stop crying so much, so he's dealing with gender things too. I liked that it was not only these issues, but also saving a dog, which helps to move the plot ...

The Lost City

⭐ 7.0/10 (Originally written by Magdalene) This is a perfectly watchable action comedy that actually made me laugh out loud several more times than I expected. I don't generally care about Channing Tatum, but I didn't mind him at all as a model who's a bit dim and not very good at much. The romance was dumb, but easy to ignore.

Catherine Called Birdy

⭐ 9.0/10 (Originally written by Magdalene) I read the book this movie was based on way back in grade school, and was pleasantly surprised that they made it into a movie. It's a fun medieval comedy about a young girl whose parents are trying to force her to get married, but she's doing everything in her power to drive away suitors. The main actress is extremely charming, and the whole movie was a treat.

House of the Dragon (season 1)

⭐ 10.0/10 (Originally written by Beans) I LOVED this show so much. Like a bad relationship that had hurt me in the past, this show was beckoning me and like a little boot licker I came crawling back because I know how good it can be! My one critique of this are the time jumps. They were a bit sloppy. But I did love growing up with a few of the characters. I would die for my queen Rhaenyra and I hate to admit it but I like Alicent a lot. I think she is broken. Hurt people hurt people. This show is just full of terrible people and so it feels like you can root for anyone and it’s ok but there’s obviously a right answer and that is team black! The characters are all mostly terrible but there is a lot of ambiguity too. The pacing and story are incredible, the visuals and setting are stunning and the dragons just make me so happy to see. The last two episodes we see them delve deep and focus on both teams individually and I loved it. The final scene made scream, but there were also a bunch ...

The North Water

⭐ 7.0/10 (Originally written by Rebecca) I watched this miniseries in England with my friend Sam, since I was out there looking at lots of boats. It's about a man with a troubled past who has taken a job as a doctor on a whaling boat in the Arctic, and a murder that takes place onboard, which sounds like everything a girl like me could want! But unfortunately it's really dark and depressing, with a completely psychopathic Colin Farrell as our main antagonist and a lot of death, some of it pretty brutal. I think it's probably a very good show for someone who isn't me. I did enjoy watching it, but mostly for the boat parts and the social aspect of watching it with a friend, not for the plot, which was a pretty big bummer. Can't a girl just enjoy a nice murder mystery on a boat?

House of the Dragon (season 1)

⭐ 10.0/10 (Originally written by Joseph) Let me start off by saying that I don't think this is a perfect show despite the score. I think there are definitely a few issues. This one season covers some twenty years of time which is a tough task considering they want you to invest in characters, their motivations and day-to-day political happenings. There are a million characters, all who have similar names, and so in turn you never really spend as much time as you'd like with anyone. Yet with the characters you spend the most time with, their characteristics and motivations change so fast that it's hard to invest in their thinking. Daemon goes from psychopath to pretty normal guy in between episodes, and you don't really track why except that he's married now. There are other nitpicks. The actors changing definitely threw me for a loop. This show is genuinely humorless and lacks any attempt at charm. It also, you know, glorifies brutal killing, incest, and is overall ...

Corpse Bride

⭐ 8.5/10 (Originally written by Joseph) I thought this movie was delightful. It's a very tight 74 minutes which is perfect for an evening in October. I was in love with the art style, I thought there were plenty of charming, quirky and outright funny characters (shouts to Christopher Lee for lending his voice), and the ending was pretty touching! I didn't know it was kinda a musical so I was very pleased anytime they broke into song. I loved the Gothic Victorian era setting which always works for a spooky movie. The maggot in the Corpse Bride's ear was great. Stand out performance from Richard Grant as Lord Barkis. What else? I suppose that's it for now. If you haven't seen this one, make it a spooky season priority!!

The Mummy

⭐ 6.5/10 (Originally written by Joseph) I got to watch this with a room full of kids which you would think is the best way to watch, but also this movie is over 2 hours and the kids were all on their phones by the end. It's an odd, campy horror movie for kids that I probably would have loved and been terrified from twenty years ago, but this movie doesn't reeeeally work for adults. I know the internet is in love with Brendan Fraser in this role, and he sure is rugged and handsome, but I'm not sure I can remember a single other character from this and I only watched 3 days ago. I love Egypt as a setting and totally dig the ancient Pharoah stuff. Honestly I was surprised when they left the ruins and stuff started leaking out into the city. I think I would have liked the movie more if it was a little more contained. I love the swashbuckler stuff like Indiana Jones and the early Uncharted games. But wait, do I? Maybe I like the idea of them more than the actual thing, because a...

Midnights (3am Edition)

⭐ 9.5/10 (Originally written by Mathew) I'm just happy this makes Beans happy. The music is also nice to listen to in my ears. Lost 0.5 stars for not being 1989 (Deluxe Edition).

The Grey

⭐ 6.5/10 (Originally written by Rebecca) I love to choose movies at random from Netflix when I'm home alone, what can I say. This one was a movie about surviving in the Arctic after a plane full of oil rig fellas crashes in a storm, which sounds right up my alley. I got more invested in this movie and the characters than I intended to, which was a bummer because the movie wasn't that good and it was more of a movie about dying than a movie about surviving. Plus the wolf CGI was just awful. But still, I keep catching myself thinking about a couple scenes. I hate it when mediocre movies are compelling! Also they really don't know what wolves are like.

Black Adam

⭐ 5.0/10 (Originally written by Beans) I didn’t want to watch this but my brothers were going out to see it and I wanted to hang out with them so I tagged along and my brother paid so Dwayne actually got no money from me. I actually think that The Rock makes enjoyable movies. They are never great, but they’re fun to watch. This movie is none of those things. I don’t even want a good DC movie, I just want a not bad one. DC made a cartoon a few years ago called Young Justice and it’s easily the best thing they’ve ever created. Just do more of that! I honestly feel like this review is already too long for how bad this movie is. Dr Fate and Hawkman were super cool, and I liked the whole Justice Society. Basically the only good part of the movie. The little kid is the worst and the dialogue is bad and just don’t watch it.

The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (Season 1)

⭐ 7.0/10 (Originally written by Tim) The hopes were high, and the result fell pretty flat. Its kind of annoying that House of the Dragon and Andor are on at the same time, because it makes this seem even more forgettable in comparison. I'll start with the good. Production quality here is top notch, I thought the actors were fine, and the music was great. However, if the story is trash does any of this matter? That is my main complaint, just that the story was not compelling. There were a couple arcs that had potential, and I think as a whole the main plot beats of the season would be good on paper, but in execution it just falls completely flat. I didn't feel emotionally connected to anyone, and even worse, I didn't feel a connection to the world. Middle Earth feels expansive and alive and distinct. This has all the sweeping landscapes and epic landscapes, and the prologue of the season felt like I was back in Tolkien's world. But somehow with all their budget this worl...

Unforgiven

⭐ 9.0/10 (Originally written by Tim) I have seen only 2 other Client Eastwood cowboy movies, and even with that small of a history lesson I could tell while watching this movie that it was rewriting the script on who he is as a person, as an actor, and how we portray heroes in our stories. This movie came out 30 years ago, and its funny to think at the time of how people viewed Clint as an old broken-down action hero, since that's still how we see him now! He plays a former-outlaw trying to be a changed man, but struggling with his past. He takes on a job to help some mistreated women, but gets in way too deep. I loved the way this movie balanced Hackman's sheriff character, who is trying to prevent reactionary violence in his town, with Eastwood's dashing cowboy who who wants to make some money and also get revenge on behalf of the women. He is staged as our hero, fighting for the downtrodden, and the sheriff gets in his way so we naturally are opposed to him, but its th...

Reservation Dogs (Season 1)

⭐ 8.5/10 (Originally written by Tim) This is a quirky little show that stars an indigenous cast living in rural Oklahoma. We are focused on a group of 4 scrappy teens struggling to adjust after the death of their friend, and trying to get enough money to leave their small town and head to California. The premise sounds dark, but this show is incredibly light and charming. The main talking point here is the inclusivity of this show, and it probably doesn't mean a ton coming from me but it is very cool to see a show set in a place like this written by and starring all people who are indigenous actors. I can't speak to what it might mean for indigenous viewers, but I found it truly unique and fresh. The show I would compare this most to is Atlanta. The vibes are very similar, especially with the viewpoint of an underrepresented group. More than that, this show is just totally unexpected. I have no idea what will happen every episode, and it randomly throws in flashbacks, dreams...

The Prestige

⭐ 8.5/10 (Originally written by Joseph) One's enjoyment of this movie kinda depends on the buildup towards the final twist, but unfortunately I had seen this movie years ago so I had a vague idea of where it was going. However, this movie actually has two twists! And I was totally blind on the second so it was great. Overall this is just a good old fashion Christopher Nolan movie and that guy is just so dang good at what he does. I've always thought that maybe his movies aren't brilliant, but they always at least make you feel brilliant while watching them which is a cool quality. I thought the final twist was maybe not completely satisfying, but everything up to that point was just expertly done and a ton of fun to experience.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Season 8

⭐ 7.0/10 (Originally written by Joseph) I said in my last review that this show is a super consistent 8. Then the first episodes of this started to totally change my mind. It was done during 2020, which is kinda a tough spot to be in for a comedy about cops, but man this show was super not funny. It tried to address the issues with police, but it was all very preachy, very moralizing, and just super not funny. This felt like a show trying to appease the Twitter mob rather than make them laugh and just two years removed from all the police stuff, seems so dramatic and hammy. There were a couple of funny moments within those first episodes, like Boyle trying too hard to be an ally, but there were very few laughs to start. Luckily, this show got back on track in time for the finale. Not only was it cute and sentimental, but it was actually funny again! Very happy we got nice send-offs for almost everyone, including a great Doug Judy finale and a terrific final heist. I think it's hone...

The Witches (1990)

⭐ 7.5/10 (Originally written by Joseph) This is one of the weirdest movies I have ever seen in my life. But Roald Dahl is a weird guy, so I guess it all tracks. It's a movie about a boy who one day learns that witches exist, and then right after that finds himself at a hotel that only witches are currently staying at. He walks in on a witch meeting and has to stop their plot of turning all the children to mice. That sounds like a pretty normal premise for a kids movie but trust me when I say there is nothing normal about this movie. That introduction I just summarized only concludes half way through to start. Then everything that happens after gets very zany, and the characters always have very weird reactions to those zany things. The cgi of the mice is terrible, but also half the time they use real mice. The child actors are terrible, the grandma seems like she's never acted before, and also Mr Bean is in this movie. I turned to Jess while we watched and said this feels like ...