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More Than Just a Pretty Face - Syed M. Masood

⭐ 9.0/10 (Originally written by Magdalene) There's something about desi romances that hit the spot for me, and I think it's the fact that there are actually a lot of similarities between Indian and Mennonite culture. We don't have arranged marriages, but the rules and pressure from parents are there, and a high level of chasteness is expected in both. In this book, Danyal is known for being both very good-looking and also not very bright. He wants to be a chef, which his parents find very embarrassing, and they're stressed about finding him a bride when his future seems so unpromising. They've decided the girl he has a crush on is too good for him, so when he's unwillingly entered into his school's academic competition, he decides he'll win it to prove his worth. And he's going to get help from a girl his parents set him up with who has her own reasons for always getting rejected for arranged marriages. I loved this book so much. Danyal is a mixture ...

Mass Effect 2

⭐ 9.5/10 (Originally written by Rebecca) I really couldn't stop thinking about this game all the way through. Probably took me close to 40 hours to complete (but not sure because my playtime got messed up) and I was hooked all the way through. I won't say too much about what it's about since Joe still needs to play it, but I loved this game's moral conundrums. Do I believe in saving humanity? Yes. Do I believe in saving humanity at the cost of others? Maybe not... I also loved the things that carried over from game 1, both including and not including things that came from importing my character. Loved meeting characters I worked with in the last game, getting messages from people I helped, hearing about how my choices played out. The plot and world-building was really incredible. The relationship-building could have used work, but at least the characters were less wooden in this game. Mechanics were better too, and I finally figured out how to use my biotic powers enoug...

Goofy Movie

⭐ 7.0/10 (Originally written by Joseph) A childhood favorite of mine that I convinced Jess to watch with me. It was disheartening watching Jess the entire movie and not seeing her laugh really ever, but nonetheless I still think this movie is great. It's a great summer vacation movie that captures so much of what it was like to be a kid. I SO badly wanted to be as cool as Max, and to have a hottie like Roxanne like me. Not everything aged very well. Goofy is now very annoying, and most of the jokes were really just meant for kids. But there are still a lot of highlights. Open Road, After Today and Stand Out are all bangers. The possum park is still great, and that scene in the car with Bigfoot looming is still touching. Realizing Max exchanged symbolic drugs to the stoner for his tech expertise was pretty funny. May-ZUH-er!

Before Sunset

⭐ 9.0/10 (Originally written by Joseph) This movie is the sequel to Before Sunrise which we watched earlier this year and quickly became one of my favorite romances. It takes place (and was filmed) nearly a decade after the first, and again simply follows the couple for a very short amount of time together. I had very high expectations for this movie and they were very nearly met. Immediately I was disappointed at the start of this movie and vowed I wouldn't let myself like it for reasons I can't say without spoiling it. But as the evening goes along for this couple, you just can't help but let them win you over. They are so raw and authentic and relatable. There is less corny, idealistic dialogue in this one as the two are more mature and realistic, and the reality is that love as you age gets more complicated and less magical. I don't agree with how these two describe and understand love, but I think that's the point. These are two people processing how they feel,...

Revisionist History (Season 6)

⭐ 6.0/10 (Originally written by Tim) I always look forward to hearing more of Malcolm's voice, but this show has been letting me down for a while. I feel like he is picking more and more obscure topics as a bit. And if they are things he is interested in and he gets to do a deep dive on them, good for him, I have just found the episode topics to be a bit dull. This season features 3 episodes on The Little Mermaid. 3!! One of which is basically his own re-written version of the story with celebrities reading it. Boring. I did find the last episode to be very intriguing, mainly because it was talking about something relevant - Covid! Seriously, with all that has happened in the past year I was shocked that the whole season wasn't devoted to different aspects of Covid. I would have loved 3 episodes on the people who discovered the vaccines and how that process worked. Maybe he is saving it for season 7. I read a blog post Malcolm wrote about removing a Trump anecdote in fear of ex...

Modern Family (Season 4)

⭐ 9.0/10 (Originally written by Tim) Another 9, this show is chugging along at full power. Although Phil will always be the all-star, Cam has really stolen the show for me and I would place him as the second funniest character. His dynamic with Mitchell just really kills me, and his facial expressions and over reactions are priceless. I have been very impressed with the quality of this show, and am upset at myself that I didn't give it a chance earlier. I do think Clair's character is getting worse, and that Phil deserves someone who appreciates him more. Will season 5 have Phil look for greener pastures? For some reason I doubt it.

Modern Family (Season 3)

⭐ 9.0/10 (Originally written by Tim) A little late on this review, but this show is really in the zone. Now that you are very familiar with the cast they work in some super heartwarming moments, but at the end of the day it is a comedy that makes me laugh. Hard to remember specific episodes from these long seasons, but I appreciate that the kids are less cringey as they get older.

Game of Thrones (Season 2)

⭐ 9.5/10 (Originally written by kaelwilton) Man, this is one good show. Everything I said about the first season still applies here, so I won’t repeat myself too much, but man, this is a solid show. My only real complaint with this season is with how one death was handled. I won’t go into specifics, but I thought it was handled pretty poorly. But that’s just one mans opinion, and did not have too big of an effect on my opinion of the show! Some of the characters are fantastic here too. Tyrion is the definitely the strongest character here (partly due to Peter Dinklage’s performance) but there are countless others that are fantastic as well (I loved Arya’s storyline this season) Overall another great season, and I’m excited to see where this one goes!

High Achiever - Tiffany Jenkins

⭐ 9.0/10 (Originally written by Joseph) This is a memoir from a woman who suffered from addiction for ten years or so. This book only details about 2-3 years, including her relapse, spiral, prison sentence and road to recovery. But let me tell ya, those couple of years were WILD. The things she did to feed her addiction were despicable but always wildly entertaining. The details of prison life were deplorable and grimy, but then her road to recovery was really warm and wholesome. I love all stories of recovery. Drug addiction is such an intense lifestyle and it's hard to believe people have lived like this. Tiffany Jenkins is a really terrific storyteller, oftentimes jumping around in the timeline, building up suspense and having these great payoffs. This book almost reads like one of those Breaking Bad or Godfather stories, where the character is super likeable to start but as they get sucked into the cycle and have to do more and more terrible things to correct their previous te...

Goodfellas

⭐ 10.0/10 (Originally written by Tim) This movie is so good. Seen it a couple times now, and basically every 5 minutes I am like, oh ya, this scene, love this scene. For a longer movie it moves really quickly, and it does a great job with the passage of time. Years pass, but the story doesn't feel disjointed at all. You get to see a guy join and move through the mob from his own eyes, but also through the eyes of his wife, and I felt like her story stuck out the most to me here. Mafia movies always include someone who seems to be innocent who joins the ride and becomes complicit, and I just find that viewpoint to be really effective. She starts out judging the other wives and their way of life, but she becomes the same, if not worse, than them. It's also great seeing these people who consider themselves gods having to face reality, and justice arrives for every single one of them. Highly recommend watching The Irishman after this one, since it is very much a spiritual sequ...

Our Friend

⭐ 8.5/10 (Originally written by hoodie_logi) Betty and I got a good cry in last night watching this movie. It stars Jason Segel, Dakota Johnson and Casey Affleck and tells the course of the three's friendship leading up too and during Dakota Johnson's characters cancer diagnosis. The story is told in a jump around fashion, moving back and forth between the present and past, revealing lots about the characters along the way. If you're in the mood for a good old fashioned heart breaking movie, this is a great choice. It was very sweet and sincere, while also extremely heavy, dealing with themes of sickness, hurting marriages, depression and more.

Solos

⭐ 7.5/10 (Originally written by hoodie_logi) This was a great watch. It's an anthology tv show, with each episode featuring a new character (though some of them are loosely connected to one another). Most episodes don't feature anyone other than the main character and the whole premise of each episode is to have the character sit and grapple with some part of their humanity. It often leads them to discover something deep and meaningful about themselves through the relationships they form around them. The show is literally just people sitting around and talking, often to an AI, just reflecting on their lives. It was really quite thought provoking and heartbreaking at times. It also featured an all start cast, with the likes of Anne Hathaway, Anthony Mackie, Constance Wu and Morgan Freeman each having an episode among others. It's a quick watch, though can be very heavy at times. I'd recommend it if you're looking for something new to check out.

Game of Thrones (Season One)

⭐ 9.0/10 (Originally written by kaelwilton) This show really does live up to the hype. This was some seriously great TV! It follows the book really well too, which I always like! There were maybe one or two storylines throughout the season that I thought they put too much emphasis on which really had no impact on the plot, but other than that it was thoroughly enjoyable! It’ll be interesting moving forward in this series as I’m not familiar with any of the other books, but am excited nonetheless!

The Suicide Squad

⭐ 5.5/10 (Originally written by Beans) Ya, not much to say. A cool cast with some surprising deaths and cool plot twists but nothing new or surprising really. They tried to have a few touching moments but it was too light hearted and gory for that. Please Hollywood just use a different formula I’m begging you!

The Suicide Squad

⭐ 4.0/10 (Originally written by Joseph) Ah, a new fresh helping of slop for us swine to consume. Nothing new, unique or interesting going on here. But if WB, Disney or Marvel is making it and dropping it in the trough you know I'll be waddling over every time! This seriously just felt like such a waste at this point. I swear to you all right now, I'll watch Pattinson's Batman and then I'm retiring from superhero movies forever!! Oink oink no longer!!

Marriage Story

⭐ 9.5/10 (Originally written by Katrina) Felt compelled to write a review because this film was just so amazing. The directing is incredible and each shot so thoughtful. The acting was brilliant and just the whole thing felt so lived in. It didn’t feel like time was moving too fast or jumped around which is pretty impressive since the story obviously took place over many months. Loved the two Company songs and they fit so perfectly. Surprised by how happy I felt at the end of it all even though there were many sad moments. Just overall a pretty perfect film.

The Guest List: Lucy Foley

⭐ 8.0/10 (Originally written by The Original Susanne) I'm always up for a good murder mystery, and this was a fun, quick read (listen). Set on a secluded Irish island with a dark history, the story is told from multiple points of view leading up to and during a wedding. Most of the characters were exceptionally unlikable, but I think that was the point. A little too coincidental at the end for my taste, but overall kept me guessing and intrigued.

Streets of Rage 4

⭐ 7.0/10 (Originally written by Joseph) Again something I played with Sam after really loving the original as a kid. It's a fun 2 player brawler that we beat in one evening. It's definitely a lot less edgy than when I played and a little more made for kids. The mechanics still made as little sense to me as when I first played with the characters seeming to have a minds of their own most times. We beat the game with no sense of mastery, or even basic things like how to dodge or block. It was fun to play co-op with a kid, but definitely not one I'd play by myself.

Rush Hour 2

⭐ 6.5/10 (Originally written by Joseph) I watched this with Samuel and isn't this what being an uncle is all about? Watching movies the parents probably wouldn't approve of (don't worry John and Susanne, I fast forwarded the worst parts) and enjoying movies I watched as a kid. The Jackie Chan parts of this movie were pretty great. Not his best action movie but there are definitely some amazing sequences. The massage parlor fight is the highlight, though the lead up is definitely way yuckier than I remembered. Chris Tucker also has some really funny parts but he's also super annoying and a borderline sexual predator sooooo...

The Vault

⭐ 6.0/10 (Originally written by Benjamin) This actually ended up being interesting and I liked seeing the heist part of the movie. And seeing Freddy Highmore figure out stuff i guess gave some fulfillment as well. Though I thought the dialogue felt rushed and poorly put together and it had the feel of a movie done in another language, probably Spanish, and translated to English (which for me, is distracting). This is probably me just being too used to Hollywood movies🤷‍♂️.