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⭐3/10

I kinda knew this movie would be bad, but I am willing to give a bad movie a shot if it either features dinosaurs, or features Ewan McGregor. This movie has both! 

This movie was terrible. I can't really speak to anything I thought it did well. This is the type of movie that typically goes straight to Netflix, and has that horrendous quality where all the characters are constantly narrating what's going on so that you can have it on while you scroll your phone. The child actors are terrible, and while Hathaway tries to overcome the writing with an honest effort, McGregor just mails it in. The plot is beyond stupid, but not in the fun way because it tries to be so earnest. 

The tone is all over the place and I'm not sure who this movie is for. It's too ridiculous for adults, but too violent for kids, and the music always had me wondering what a scene is even going for. I would also say the pacing was bewildering, just ripping through plot and character development moments in half a second, and yet I think the last thing this movie needed was to be longer because the 100 minute runtime is its best quality. 

So yeah, I came in with zero expectations and was still let down. But yes, I will still be seated for Jurassic Park 8 or whatever number we are on. 

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