Twilight

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⭐ 0.5/10

(Originally written by Joseph)

So I know these movies are like, so bad that they're good. But this is the first time I've seen them so... I'm fairly confident this is the worst movie I've ever seen. Like I'm not trying to be hyperbolic or funny, it's just awful in every regard.

Like what is even going on here? Who wrote this? Who approved this? It feels like this is a parody of a bad team drama. It feels like it was not only written by 12 year olds, but produced by 12 year olds. The awful effects, the cheesy camerawork, the blue tint. And then of course the acting, with all time bad performances by everyone involved, especially Bella and Edward. The way Bella takes 10 seconds before everything she says, how she always seems like she's on the cusp of either orgasm or death. And yet Edward is worse! It actually feels unfair that they were both able to rebound and have successful careers after doing this.

Anyways, I know this movie isn't for me, and it's silly that I'm writing a full review. Honestly I'm kinda freaking out that these movies made money and people genuinely liked them. But I have to watch all of these so I'm gonna reward myself by writing Weviews. 4 to go!

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